Tales from the Wordpress Crypt #1

Money woes, money blows

How does a gifted, swell-looking, bright kid like me get into heaps of debt like this?

University.

This degree better make it’s money back or i’ll hang myself from the tallest tree.
I need some coins…. penny for some words?

I got it all:
Powerful prose? Oh yeah!
Masterfully crafted verses? Damn straight!
Creative, exuberant mind with no limits? YOU BET YOUR ASS!
Spell checker? well, yes.
Poetry and some hosiery? FUCK RIGHTS!
PLEASE BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A DIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also give coitus, cunnilingus, and conniptions.
ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

Well… it’s 8:45 in the PM… I gotta go to work…

FML